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obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

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pestered:

if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

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droil:

how to draw kissing

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notsoplainbutinsanejane:

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL MAKE THIS STUPID JOKE

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

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ask-koki-kariya:

thegaissilent:

PRESS PLAY AND SING IT

DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS

//reblog.

==> Hear first syllable

==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

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me after hearing first word

CHILDHOOD. ♥

omggg.

at first i was like.. i don’t know this. Then the lyrics started and i jammed on my couch by myself.

Omg

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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

╭̫◜⁘̫ ͡ ̮◝╮̫ 
(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

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ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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